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Monthly Archives: December 2010
Why does Rouge shave her boobs?
(Asked by Raxz) Wow, another easy question. Who the hell wouldn’t want to look at Rouge’s boobs? She’s a fucking porn website with legs and 100% uptime. I bet you a million Internets even some females are attracted by her … Continue reading
Miles Prower invented STDs
Okay, so we all know Tails is a perverted rapist. He’s also a boy genius. Now here’s something else you should notice — STD stands for Something Tails Did. So, if you did something naughty and something bad happened to … Continue reading
How can I stop Amy from being so pissy all the time?
(Asked by Sonic the Hedgehog) Oh please, you already know the answer to this one. You have to give her what she wants. If you’re not willing to do that, she’ll probably cave your skull in with a hammer so … Continue reading
Posted in Sonic Answers
Tagged Amy, Amy Rose, coitus, intercourse, loss of virginity, Sonic
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Have you ever caught Tails looking for/at young female foxes?
(Asked by Skippy Electrochomp) Tsch… I’d be lying if I said I haven’t noticed his tastes are a bit inter-racial. I’ve caught him looking at plant porn, staring at Cream in a weird way, and “accidentally” humping both human and Mobian … Continue reading
I’M FREE!!!
Finally, I don’t have to deal with that mother fuckin’ cunt bitchin’ god damn fourth retarded ESRB censorship bullshit! … *Runs*
Have your questions answered by the Blue Blur himself!
In case you haven’t noticed, Sonic the Hedgehog has joined our empire legion cult mafia mob gang team of administrators here at reallystupidquestions.wordpress.com. I swear to Batman, it’s not a phony account!
Posted in News
Tagged Blue Streak, Sonic, sonic the hedgehog, Sonikku, Sonikku za Hejjihoggu, The, The Blue Blur
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Sonic Quote of the Month: November 2010
-Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic Colors
Sonic the Hedgehog was descended from angels.
Haven’t you noticed how Sonic is pretty much undefeatable? You have a 0% chance of beating him, even if you’re freakin’ Chuck Norris. This brings me to a conclusion — Sonic must have a guardian angel… No, he IS a … Continue reading
Posted in Stupid Sonic Theories
Tagged angles, Chuck Norris, guardian angles, rape, sex, Sonic, sonic the hedgehog
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Sonic Quote of the Month: December 2010
“You know how the Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris? Chuck Norris checks his closet for Sonic.” -Skippy Electrochomp
Posted in Sonic Quote of the Month
Tagged Boogeyman, Chuck Norris, closet, Ricky, Skippy, SkippyElectrochomp, Sonic
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Have you guys noticed that Sonic has never stopped to use a restroom?
I mean, it would appear that Sonic has never had to take a crap once since he was born. How much DOES the Mobian bladder hold? Surely it’s about bursting after 19 years of use with no bathroom breaks? How … Continue reading
Posted in Sonic Questions
Tagged 69, bathroom, bladder, c-section, constipation, Mobian, Mobius, never, restroom, Sonic, toilet
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