Have you guys noticed that Sonic has never stopped to use a restroom?

I mean, it would appear that Sonic has never had to take a crap once since he was born.

How much DOES the Mobian bladder hold? Surely it’s about bursting after 19 years of use with no bathroom breaks? How the hell does he deal with the permanent constipation? Does he receive a bladder C-section in between games?

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2 Responses to Have you guys noticed that Sonic has never stopped to use a restroom?

  1. He goes to the bathroom during commercial breaks.

    • Wait, scratch that. You know he’s quick, right? He probably whizzes at the speed of light, too. So at one moment he’s doing nothing, he whizzes somewhere. And where would that be, I ask? You guessed it – The Bermuda Triangle. xD In two seconds, he goes from having to pee from having done his business in a remote island nobody’s going to get to.

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