Haven’t you noticed how Sonic is pretty much undefeatable? You have a 0% chance of beating him, even if you’re freakin’ Chuck Norris.
This brings me to a conclusion — Sonic must have a guardian angel… No, he IS a guardian angel. Or at least his father was. What an angel was doing having sex with a hedgehog and getting her pregnant I have no idea, but unfortunately Sonic didn’t inherit the wings, so to substitute for being unable to fly he had to hire a two-tailed fox as a
servant best friend to carry him around everywhere.
This theory explains a few things — how Sonic is immortal and never ages past the age he wants to be, for example. He’s technically been 15 since 1991!