(Asked by Skippy Electrochomp)
Tsch… I’d be lying if I said I haven’t noticed his tastes are a bit inter-racial. I’ve caught him looking at plant porn, staring at Cream in a weird way, and “accidentally” humping both human and Mobian girls on multiple occasions. But it’s never another fox.
I have to say something Sonic-y to keep this article in character, so here goes: Blahh eggman sucks blah.. hurry up blahhh… nbhgyvtyn
AHH! I’M A WEREHOG AGAIN! What… oh. Phew. It was just a dream, just a dream…