(Asked by Raxz)
Why yes. Lots.
For starters, and you may have already noticed this, I don’t really act the same fo realz as I do in-game. Fuck staying in character. Besides, I have new writers and I’m not referring to the new ones they hired to do Sonic Colors. I’m talking about whoever’s writing this post for me. LOL I broke the fourth wall, go me.
Oh, the gossip. Yes.
- Marine is secretly bisexual. Don’t ask how I know thi- OKAY I WALKED IN ON HER SCHLICKING TO NAKED PICS OF BLAZE. AND THEN OF TAILS SHUT UP!!!
- Amy attached a dildo to a life-sized plushie of me. I don’t even want to know what goes on in her closet.
- Tails keeps Cosmo’s brain on ice so when he finally figures out how to transfer someone’s mind to a robot he can bring her back to life. It’s kinda creepy…
- Eggman’s fat is actually 28 layers of kevlar. Now we know how he survives fucking EVERYTHING…
- Robotnik, Eggman, and Julian Robotnik are all the same person! Wow, I would never have guessed! You see, Eggman’s full name is Dr. Ibo Jurrian “Egguman” Robotonikku-sama.
- This question and this answer are both ridiculously stupid and the fact that they exist is stupid. But look at the title of this blog…
- I am pulling this list out of my ass.
- Similar to how you humans have furries, we have hummies. I recently found out that Knuckles’ husona is an African American. Why am I not surprised.
- The truth of what happened to Cream’s father is… you know what, if I include that in this post it’s going to turn into a novel.
- Big is fat.