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Any Mobian gossip lately?

(Asked by Raxz) Why yes.  Lots. For starters, and you may have already noticed this, I don’t really act the same fo realz as I do in-game.  Fuck staying in character.  Besides, I have new writers and I’m not referring … Continue reading

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How can I stop Amy from being so pissy all the time?

(Asked by Sonic the Hedgehog) Oh please, you already know the answer to this one.  You have to give her what she wants. If you’re not willing to do that, she’ll probably cave your skull in with a hammer so … Continue reading

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Sonic the Hedgehog was descended from angels.

Haven’t you noticed how Sonic is pretty much undefeatable? You have a 0% chance of beating him, even if you’re freakin’ Chuck Norris. This brings me to a conclusion — Sonic must have a guardian angel… No, he IS a … Continue reading

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What the hell is Sonic doing in that picture? Did he consent to having a screwdriver shoved up his ass?

(Asked by Skippy Electrochomp) That’s a very good question. It’s a well-known fact that Sonic characters are extremely prone to rape.  Chuck is one of millions who just couldn’t help himself.  He slipped Sonic some laughing gas and took pictures … Continue reading

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