Category Archives: Sonic Answers
(Asked by Raxz)
(Asked by Raxz) Why yes. Lots. For starters, and you may have already noticed this, I don’t really act the same fo realz as I do in-game. Fuck staying in character. Besides, I have new writers and I’m not referring … Continue reading
I inquired this to myself earlier and did some research. Here’s what I found out… On Mobius, it’s tradition to smack your baby on the face with a shovel at birth. Half the time the surgeons don’t do such a … Continue reading
(Asked by Raxz) Wow, another easy question. Who the hell wouldn’t want to look at Rouge’s boobs? She’s a fucking porn website with legs and 100% uptime. I bet you a million Internets even some females are attracted by her … Continue reading
(Asked by Sonic the Hedgehog) Oh please, you already know the answer to this one. You have to give her what she wants. If you’re not willing to do that, she’ll probably cave your skull in with a hammer so … Continue reading
(Asked by Skippy Electrochomp) Tsch… I’d be lying if I said I haven’t noticed his tastes are a bit inter-racial. I’ve caught him looking at plant porn, staring at Cream in a weird way, and “accidentally” humping both human and Mobian … Continue reading
(Asked by Raxz) I’m glad you asked. The answer is simple. TOO MANY.
What the hell is Sonic doing in that picture? Did he consent to having a screwdriver shoved up his ass?
(Asked by Skippy Electrochomp) That’s a very good question. It’s a well-known fact that Sonic characters are extremely prone to rape. Chuck is one of millions who just couldn’t help himself. He slipped Sonic some laughing gas and took pictures … Continue reading
(Asked by Raxz) Tails does many things when Sonic’s not there to watch him. When Cosmo is around, he rapes Cosmo. Another thing he does? Tails does have a bit of a habit of being a cross-dresser. Evidence here. And … Continue reading