Category Archives: Stupid Sonic Theories

Stupid or just plain ridiculous Sonic-related theories. Prepare for weird things written by people who think too much…

Miles Prower invented STDs

Okay, so we all know Tails is a perverted rapist. He’s also a boy genius. Now here’s something else you should notice — STD stands for Something Tails Did. So, if you did something naughty and something bad happened to … Continue reading

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Sonic the Hedgehog was descended from angels.

Haven’t you noticed how Sonic is pretty much undefeatable? You have a 0% chance of beating him, even if you’re freakin’ Chuck Norris. This brings me to a conclusion — Sonic must have a guardian angel… No, he IS a … Continue reading

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