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Sonic the Hedgehog was descended from angels.

Haven’t you noticed how Sonic is pretty much undefeatable? You have a 0% chance of beating him, even if you’re freakin’ Chuck Norris. This brings me to a conclusion — Sonic must have a guardian angel… No, he IS a … Continue reading

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Sonic Quote of the Month: December 2010

“You know how the Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris?  Chuck Norris checks his closet for Sonic.” -Skippy Electrochomp

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