“So, there is a relationship.” — Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic Rush (The running joke here is, that line taken out of context makes Sonic sound all gossipy. I encourage you to bring this up at all times possible. :P) … Continue reading
Yeah, I almost forgot. “SONIKKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU” -Several characters
(Asked by Sonic the Hedgehog) Oh please, you already know the answer to this one. You have to give her what she wants. If you’re not willing to do that, she’ll probably cave your skull in with a hammer so … Continue reading
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-Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic Colors
Haven’t you noticed how Sonic is pretty much undefeatable? You have a 0% chance of beating him, even if you’re freakin’ Chuck Norris. This brings me to a conclusion — Sonic must have a guardian angel… No, he IS a … Continue reading
“You know how the Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris? Chuck Norris checks his closet for Sonic.” -Skippy Electrochomp
I mean, it would appear that Sonic has never had to take a crap once since he was born. How much DOES the Mobian bladder hold? Surely it’s about bursting after 19 years of use with no bathroom breaks? How … Continue reading
(Asked by Raxz) I’m glad you asked. The answer is simple. TOO MANY.
(Asked by Skippy Electrochomp) That’s a very good question. It’s a well-known fact that Sonic characters are extremely prone to rape. Chuck is one of millions who just couldn’t help himself. He slipped Sonic some laughing gas and took pictures … Continue reading