Tag Archives: Sonic

Sonic Quote of the Month: February 2011

“So, there is a relationship.” — Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic Rush   (The running joke here is, that line taken out of context makes Sonic sound all gossipy.  I encourage you to bring this up at all times possible.  :P) … Continue reading

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Sonic Quote of the Month: January 2011

Yeah, I almost forgot. “SONIKKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU” -Several characters

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How can I stop Amy from being so pissy all the time?

(Asked by Sonic the Hedgehog) Oh please, you already know the answer to this one.  You have to give her what she wants. If you’re not willing to do that, she’ll probably cave your skull in with a hammer so … Continue reading

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Have your questions answered by the Blue Blur himself!

In case you haven’t noticed, Sonic the Hedgehog has joined our empire legion cult mafia mob gang team of administrators here at reallystupidquestions.wordpress.com. I swear to Batman, it’s not a phony account!

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Sonic Quote of the Month: November 2010

-Sonic the Hedgehog, Sonic Colors

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Sonic the Hedgehog was descended from angels.

Haven’t you noticed how Sonic is pretty much undefeatable? You have a 0% chance of beating him, even if you’re freakin’ Chuck Norris. This brings me to a conclusion — Sonic must have a guardian angel… No, he IS a … Continue reading

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Sonic Quote of the Month: December 2010

“You know how the Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris?  Chuck Norris checks his closet for Sonic.” -Skippy Electrochomp

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Have you guys noticed that Sonic has never stopped to use a restroom?

I mean, it would appear that Sonic has never had to take a crap once since he was born. How much DOES the Mobian bladder hold? Surely it’s about bursting after 19 years of use with no bathroom breaks? How … Continue reading

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How many hedges would a hedgehog hog if a hedgehog could hog hedges?

(Asked by Raxz) I’m glad you asked. The answer is simple. TOO MANY.

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What the hell is Sonic doing in that picture? Did he consent to having a screwdriver shoved up his ass?

(Asked by Skippy Electrochomp) That’s a very good question. It’s a well-known fact that Sonic characters are extremely prone to rape.  Chuck is one of millions who just couldn’t help himself.  He slipped Sonic some laughing gas and took pictures … Continue reading

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